Saturday Night Live Star Chloe Fineman just revealed the secret behind her skin and no, it’s not rest or relaxation. It’s a laser. In fact, her latest video claims that when a friend says she’s going away for a week to sleep, half the time she’s actually going to a medical spa. And other stars applaud her honesty.
“Every year, hundreds of women will say they’re going to take a trip or visit their family in Connecticut. But really, they’re going to HAM to a medical spa. Doing crazy shit like Laser Stuff, Salmon Jizz, Sculptra Plaster…or whatever the hell it was,” she said, recounting a slideshow of her various adventures.
The montage was set to Sarah McLachlan’s “Angel,” the song from those depressing ASPCA commercials that Fineman parodies. “These women will hide in caves like bears while taking hundreds of selfies—like her—sending to friends and family, who will lie and say, ‘It’s not that bad.’ This year, I’m committing to stopping the cycle. Just kidding. I’ll go on Friday.”
“Can We Normalize the Existence of a ‘Botched’ iPhone Photo Album?” Fineman captioned her video, which received three laughing emojis from Lindsay Lohan, perhaps the poster girl for…well, we won’t speculate, but doesn’t she look like she was in Connecticut recently? For context, Lohan credited her current glow to a great self-care regimen and denied rumors of a facelift in May 2025 during a chat with none other than Chloe Fineman. At the time, Fineman agreed with Lohan’s defensiveness, saying, “It’s always so weird, like, what are you doing? It’s like I’m taking care of myself. Go fuck yourself. You know what I mean?” It’s unclear if she meant Lohan was taking care of herself or if Fineman was responding to comments about her own appearance, but either way, we can now say for sure that Fineman’s routine includes some laser intervention.
And reveal which process is really worth it. In the same video, Keke Palmer commented, “You’ve always looked good, but I feel like you turned 17 really fast. Send me the chats,” to which Feynman replied, “Fraxel and I’ll send you a text that I’ll send you the eyes of New York ;).”
Her interest in a spa treatment that won’t leave her red and scaly by showtime is pretty much par for the course today, she says Azadeh ShiraziMD, founder of AZIMD Skincare. “Over the past year I’ve seen continued strong interest in energy-based treatments that deliver real results with minimal downtime. Traditional CO₂ laser resurfacing remains popular for patients who want strong dramatic improvement in texture and deeper lines, while hybrid fractional lasers like the Halo bridge the gap between downtime and efficacy, with powerful results in a week. light, moist skin,” he said. Glamor exclusively.
What is Fraxel laser treatment?
Administered in a 30- to 45-minute session, the Fraxel treatment creates “deep columns” in your skin called “microthermal zones,” according to Grossman Dermatology, which stimulate the production of new cells and collagen. After a session, patients feel a “sunburn”-like sensation along with redness and swelling, followed by the formation of small crusts.
